July302014

(Source: wobblywibbly, via darkmeanderings)

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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poetwithoutadream:

i love this fucking quote so fucking much

(Source: jonwithabullet, via uplifted-chaos)

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char-char-mander:

artbymoga:

Anyone else?

Yup

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coelasquid:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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(via magpierambles)

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